I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus,

Underneath the mistletoe last night.

She didn't see me creep

Down the stairs to have a peep,

She thought that I was tucked up

In my bedroom fast asleep.

Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus

Underneath his beard so snowy white,

Oh, what a laugh it would have been,

If Daddy had only seen,

Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night.